where do you get Cheetos that big
that’s a chihuahua
Those are carrots.
this post is a mess.
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
I remember the day you told me you were l e a v i n g
I remember the makeup r u n n i n g down your face
I wish that I could wake up with amnesia
who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem
Reblogging SO fast.
With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
UR STILL FUGLY
his face just screams i have an army
Felt pretty bad that I didn’t go to the gym but I saw my friends today and they made me feel so much better. Also, I took this kickass selfie today because I got a new shirt. Having ice cream every once in a while won’t kill you. I keep reminding myself that I’m not dieting, I’m just living. And this reminds me of how far I’ve come. -80lbs in 5 months.
'Honey I'm going to the super market'
'We're all out of yellow'