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zeldathemes
Curiouser and Curiouser
I'm Aisling, and I'm a 15 year old girl from Michigan. I do irish dance, play piano, and do forensics (the public speaking kind, not the dead body science kind, google it if you're confused which you probably are). I follow two religions: Hinduism and Catholicism which confuses a lot of people so feel free to ask me questions. My ask is always open. I'll always give advice to anyone who asks for it. Look for anything else in about me.
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thehealthywarrior:


miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

I remember the day you told me you were   l  e  a  v  i  n  g 
                   I remember the makeup   r  u  n  n  i  n  g   down your face

                                I wish that I could wake up with amnesia

jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
jessgeekz:


solitarylikeme:

#why is nobody explaining these pictures#everyday a new one surfaces with no caption#I need answers x

his face just screams i have an army

jessgeekz:

solitarylikeme:

 x

his face just screams i have an army

Me: *finds clean bra in drawer* Huh. Wonder why I stopped wearing this.
*puts on bra*
*underwire pops out and punctures lung*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh yeah.
fatmaninalittlesuit:

fattniss-everdeen:

Felt pretty bad that I didn’t go to the gym but I saw my friends today and they made me feel so much better. Also, I took this kickass selfie today because I got a new shirt. Having ice cream every once in a while won’t kill you. I keep reminding myself that I’m not dieting, I’m just living. And this reminds me of how far I’ve come. -80lbs in 5 months.

Kick ass!!

fatmaninalittlesuit:

fattniss-everdeen:

Felt pretty bad that I didn’t go to the gym but I saw my friends today and they made me feel so much better. Also, I took this kickass selfie today because I got a new shirt. Having ice cream every once in a while won’t kill you. I keep reminding myself that I’m not dieting, I’m just living. And this reminds me of how far I’ve come. -80lbs in 5 months.

Kick ass!!

cyberbully: transfer your lunch money to my paypal, nerd
dominospizzadelivery:

oqvpo:

Per Color

'Honey I'm going to the super market''What for''We're all out of yellow'

dominospizzadelivery:

oqvpo:

Per Color

'Honey I'm going to the super market'
'What for'
'We're all out of yellow'

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:



  compliments don’t get people killed. 

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

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  compliments don’t get people killed.